childfromthestars

Ive successfully been a vegan for more than a year now and ive been a been a vegetarian for 4 and havent eaten bird or fish for more than 7, so on that i have some insight to the annoying ass things that comes along with these diets. so here we go: (btws i like making lists if you havent noticed.

1.) PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU THAT THEIR FOOD SHITS ON YOURS.

First off y’all this isnt even true because believe it or not vegans do not eat grass. Animals poop in grass. Vegans do not eat grass.

2.) BEING CATEGORIZED AS A CRAZY VEGAN OR JUDGMENTAL OR PREACHY FOR BEING DEFENSIVE

Now im not one of those vegans that shoves animal cruelty in your face or acts royal because i dont eat meat, or whatever people stereotype vegans to be. But if someone is going to attack my lifestyle then yes im going to act defensive and yes im going to tell you to fuck off. People think that vegans shove their lifestyle in others faces but in reality a lot of it happens because they are being attacked for what THEY put into THEIR body. We dont go complaining around when we see meat on tv or whatever but as soon as someone gets offered vegan food then DAMN its time to tell that vegan how unhealthy they are. OH THE IRONY DEAR LORD. and people think im being judgmental and preachy. people please realize what you are doing as you tell me these facts.

3.) SUDDENLY EVERYONE IS A NUTRITION EXPERT.

IM STILL ALIVE AND HEALTHY THANKS AND YES I DO GET ENOUGH PROTEIN. god damn.

4.) THE FOODS YOU CANT EAT

cake

normal pizza

CAKE

the list goes on.

5.) FRIENDS WHO LITERALLY HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER YOU ARE VEGAN.

Again im not one of those preachy vegans, so i dont really like to tell others im vegans because i almost always leads to number 2 0r 3. But then your friends tell everyone and suddenly its beat up the vegan day. Its my choice people im not forcing you to eat my “weird” vegan food haha.

6.) THE GREAT VEGAN JOKES >:|

“ya know what PETA stands for right”

– “people eating tasty animals! HAHAHAHAHA”

ive heard them all y’all and infact they do get a little old haha…

7.) SOY CHEESE.

i cannot handle the taste of soy cheese.

8.) CARBS CARBS CARBS.

It becomes so hard to avoid carbs, especially if you go out. its usually either salad, bread or potatoes/fries you can chose from.

9.) PREACHY VEGANS

sometimes when i meet other vegans it makes me sad to be counted in the same group as them because they are so damn annoying. defending yourself is okay shoving down pictures of dead cows and factory farms IS NOT OKAY. Inform those who want to be informed.